Memoirs
Ink
Status Contest Winners
August Winners
First Place
Kenny is typing this from a dumpster.
Second Place
Sophie is a new room on a new street in an old city.
Third Place
Kenny got hit in da face.
Note: Kenny won both first and third place because he is pretty funny and he submitted a lot. If you think you're funnier, wittier, or just deeply human and interesting, submit your status. Don't let Kenny get all the spoils. Click at the bottom of the page to enter the next contest.
July Winners
Grand Prize
Valerie Thomason is still waiting for grandpa to die.Second Place
Ada Sin is busy barbequing pop tarts in her garage.
Other Cool People:
Roopali Shah is off candied plums and sugar fairies.
Jessica Hoard is waxing nostalgic about someone
else’s past.
Vicki Eorio is Aggg! I am becoming my parents.
Ada Sin is going around telling people you’re actually 53.
